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Almost failed at life today

I went to get a haircut. I went inside. I sat down. I waited my turn. I got my haircut. I paid. I walked out.

I discovered my car keys weren't in my pocket. Fuck.

I thought, "Maybe I left them in my car," which I used to do a lot. But I haven't done that in years.

I walked to my car. I saw my keys.

Sitting in the lock in the door. The door was locked, at least (I guess).

I haven't done anything that dumb in a long time. At least I didn't leave them in the ignition. With the car still on. Which I have done. More than once.

At least the Universe liked me enough today not to steal my car. How was your day?


Oh, let's see. My car got broken into, my less-than-24-hour-old iPhone stolen, my razr stolen, my tumi brief-bag stolen, my clothes stolen, my id, my cards, my ssn card... everything.

According to everyone, with no money and ID, I don't even exist.

Let's see how happy I am in the morning.
Oh no. :(

Your day was worse. You win.
Well it has certainly been annoying. Now, I am off to see if I can get an ID... let's hope!